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Last Updated: 29.06.2025 04:46
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
It’s true, cutting calories will make you depressed - The Times
Thumbs down again.
Just Forget it!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Are you already having anal sex?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Nuts and Butts
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good.
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What is a fun psychological trick to try on someone?
Another attempt resulted in ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Everyone loved it.
What one thing makes someone a very mature person?
Next, they tried...
Freaks and Cheeks
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dotemu’s CEO on how it makes new games that feel retro - The Verge
Unacceptable again!
So, the docs changed it to read
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Then came..
So they tried
Natural Tick Repellent Found—on Donkey Skin - Newser
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good
Android 16 QPR1 Beta 2 tests new Gemini launch animation with vibration - 9to5Google
No go.
Hysterias & Posteriors
share office space ...
Can red light therapy improve blood circulation?
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Minds and Behinds
Dejected Joshua Kimmich reacts to Germany’s Nations League defeat - Bavarian Football Works
No way
Catatonics & High Colonics
Loons and Moons